A dead simple life expectancy calculator and progress timer. Next time someone wants you to waste time doing something you don’t like, whip this app out and explain to them that you have, say, only 17,147 days, 9 hours, 31 minutes, and 9 seconds left to live, and you simply cannot afford to waste any more of it.

Life expectancy estimates are generated from the U.S. Social Security Administration’s Actuarial Life Table from 2004. Actual results may vary.